Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per meter madam,” replied Banta (clerk).
“That`s fine,” replied the girl. “I`ll take five meters.”
“Five meters only?”, asked Banta “Hmmmmm..”, girl thinks for a moment and said, “Ok give me ten meters” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, Banta hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.

Walking up to a department store`s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per meter madam,” replied Banta (clerk).
“That`s fine,” replied the girl. “I`ll take five meters.”
“Five meters only?”, asked Banta “Hmmmmm..”, girl thinks for a moment and said, “Ok give me ten meters” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, Banta hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.

Sometime ago I heard that there is actually a medical terminalogy for this condition. A Broken heart. I might be wrong but supposelly people do die from a broken heart. What is the medical terminology for a Broken heart.
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I used to the movies and have seen many good romantic movies like “Ghost,” Shindlers List, Robin Hood, Millionaire Slumdog, and High Fidelity. There always seems to be a happy ending when two lovers ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after. Why is this so far from reality? There are no such thing as happy endings when are divorce rate is at 50% and climbing. Its all hollywood crap. The good guy ends up with the girl in the end. The bad guy loses. It seems like these fairy tale romance movies are bogus and deceptive to real romances and real marriages in everyday life. Also love songs are deceptive too. Song lyrics such as “she wouldnt have left me if I loved her more” or ” I wish i said i loved her more cause i need her so badly”…these are the very things that will DRIVE a woman away!
I used to get dumped alot many years ago cause i bought into the hollywood crap and bogus love songs by practicing what he message preached: Always be a good guy,love her, cherish her, pursue her, bought her flowers, wined her dined her, tell her you love her each day.
These days I am doing much, much better women. I experience much more success by not listening to sappy love songs and watching romantic movies anymore. I get better results when I act like a challenge, dont say i love, do what i want, when i want, ignore her sometimes, and a bit selfish and cocky. It shows confidence. Women say they want a romantic man (hero) but really want a strong confident man who is successful,mysterious, aloof, and is seen as a winner. Dont kiss her *** and dont put her up on a pedestal like they do in romance movies or books because there are “no happily ever afters.” Its a load of crap. Romance is so overated these days. I think people want to believe in the “hollywood version of true love.”
True love is not kissing her or his butt, standing up for your beliefs, being confident, accomplishing your goals, dressing nice, being positive, outgoing, living witthout her love, flirting with her, having your own space, giving your partner space, not being so nice, being cool, confident, and relaxed. I think are divorce rate would come down alot if people started being a little more realistic about love. HOORAY for the bad guy instead! What do you all think? Whats your opinion? Nice guys and heros finish last.

Good News

My ENGAGEMENT is fixed

Its after 23 days

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After 23 days is 1st April. U r d 1st FOOL in this year